Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Myanmar's Junta Government's Brutality

In the country of Myanmar (formerly Burma), the junta dictatorship government recently violently suppressed protests by monks there. Meanwhile, the Nobel laureate Aung San Suu Kyi, who was democratically elected as the leader, was put under house arrest by the government, which refuses to let go of its power.

Sunday, September 30, 2007

Jack Bauer Gets Caught

Last week, Kiefer Sutherland, the actor who portrays Jack Bauer on the popular show "24." Was briefly arrested for DUI. I never understood how that guy could actually run around town killing people for 24 hours and not get exhausted and collapse at some point--I know I would.

Friday, September 21, 2007

The Jena Six (Jena, LA)


In Jena, LA, six black students are being accused of beating up a white student. The case grew out of an incident in which a black student asked to sit under a tree in the school that was known to be off-limits to blacks. White students then hung nooses on the tree branch in an act of racial hatred. The school decided to chop down the tree to try to restore racial peace. Unfortunately, if you chop down the tree and the roots remain, then the problem is only partially solved. The fact that they had a "white only" tree and that school officials didn't address this problem shows that they are not doing all they can to remedy the situation.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Iraqi Terrorist Insurgents Disrupt Iraqi Lives



Iraqi terrorists have declared that they will increase their attacks during the holy month of Ramadan--a special spiritual time for Muslims.

Friday, September 7, 2007

Bin Laden's First New Footage In 3 Years!

The intelligence community is going crazy predicting whether Bin Laden will call for a new attack in his newest video--stay tuned!

Friday, August 31, 2007

From the expanses of space to restricted mobility

Lisa Nowak, the jealous astronaut who was caught driving to Florida in a diaper to see her ex, recently got put on parole (including removing her ankle bracelet) but with restricted travel.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Brandeis Graduation 2007

Congratulations Class of 2007!