Jack Bauer Gets Caught

Last week, Kiefer Sutherland, the actor who portrays Jack Bauer on the popular show "24." Was briefly arrested for DUI. I never understood how that guy could actually run around town killing people for 24 hours and not get exhausted and collapse at some point--I know I would.

The Jena Six (Jena, LA)

In Jena, LA, six black students are being accused of beating up a white student. The case grew out of an incident in which a black student asked to sit under a tree in the school that was known to be off-limits to blacks. White students then hung nooses on the tree branch in an act of racial hatred. The school decided to chop down the tree to try to restore racial peace. Unfortunately, if you chop down the tree and the roots remain, then the problem is only partially solved. The fact that they had a "white only" tree and that school officials didn't address this problem shows that they are not doing all they can to remedy the situation.

Iraqi Terrorist Insurgents Disrupt Iraqi Lives

Iraqi terrorists have declared that they will increase their attacks during the holy month of Ramadan--a special spiritual time for Muslims.

Bin Laden's First New Footage In 3 Years!

The intelligence community is going crazy predicting whether Bin Laden will call for a new attack in his newest video--stay tuned!